Friday, June 09, 2006

Separated at... acting school?

Why are people so afraid to state the obvious or even ask questions about subjects most would consider taboo? Sometimes it only takes one person with the guts to broach the subject... and I am that person. I am, of course, speaking of the uncanny similarities between William Shatner and Adam West. As you can see from the image below, they are not too pleased with this inquiry.




At times, I would make the joke that Adam West is a poor man's William Shatner, their mannerisms are the same, they both have W's in their names and their career paths are eerily similar... they starred as pop icons on TV in the late 60's and have survived on the kindness of strangers and friends with couches ever since. However, Mr. West has yet to reach the pinnacle of popularity or afforded the superstar status of one Mr. Shatner. Why? One word: Subterfuge.

I recently realized that I had never seen the two together! EVER! I started to wonder if they were, in fact, the same person using special effects and mind control to appear as if they were two individuals. Through some very superficial investigative research I found the following excerpt of an interview with Mr. Shatner (from ugo.com):
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Interviewer: I just read about an Alexander the Great pilot you did for television with Adam West.

Mr. Shatner: Was Adam West in it?

Interviewer: Yes.

Mr. Shatner: [very thoughtfully] Huh.

Interviewer: Do you remember it very well?

Mr. Shatner: I remember doing the pilot. It was basically a pilot on Alexander the Great, a great subject matter. We rode fast horses without a saddle, which is a skill in itself. Had some wonderful moments making that picture.

Interviewer: So you don't remember Adam West?

Mr. Shatner: I don't remember Adam being in the series, but if you say so, he was.
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The very elusive William Shatner, ladies and gentlemen.

Did you notice how he cleverly parried the damaging assertion that they were actually separate people? He let the interviewer believe that he was acknowledging the existance of footage containing himself and Mr. West. However, I wondered about that supposed television pilot and found this evidence:



Is this the 'smoking gun'? If this one small image does indeed reflect reality, then I have saved humankind from an uncertainty that I'm sure would have plagued the planet for millennia to come. However... can we ever truly be sure... Adam West has a Batcave and William Shatner has traveled through time in a spaceship... their natural charm, resources and powerful form of 'delayed acting' may be too much for the truth to overcome.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

being right all the time?
laugh out loud
my interest too
where's the ode to the milf?
i'm NOT posting another comment until i read one!
it better be good too!
:)

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

who the hell was THAT?? poopoointhepotty, you seem like my type of guy! we must meet sometime.

anyway jon, very interesting theory on the west shatner conspiracy. the thing that would help prove it to me would be to hear west sing.

jonzig said...

poopoo, do you want the ode here or as an actual post? perhaps a milf could be offered in exchange for a tribute? :P

goo, you asked for it and I found it! You have to download the melodious genius of Adam West!

Afe said...

Did anybody ever notice that the Olsen sisters look EXACTLY the same? What is up with that?! I think it's all the same person, and we've been suckered for years.

jonzig said...

WTF! blogger screwed up my Adam West link?!? maybe this will work. If not:

http://www.poptones.co.uk/mp3/Adam_West_-_Miranda.mp3

afe, you are so right! i never had the guts to confront the olsen debate, it's good to know that you are brave enough to take on their scam.

Anonymous said...

goo, i'm NOT a guy, just ask jon ;)
jonbabe, AS AN ACTUAL POST KNUCKLEHEAD! IN ALL CAPS, BOLD TOO!
I HAVE A NEW NAME TOO

jonzig said...

DEFINITELY not a guy! i can vouch for that, hotasianchic isn't just a clever alias either... although a new alias every post hints at multiple personalities

all caps? you know how shy i am! besides, you never counter-offered my milf request *ahem*

Anonymous said...

all my personalities are now mad at you jonzig!
now, where's that tribute?
hmpf! no more comments until i read one - a good one!
goo, i like "goo-gone" as a name better
anyway, you guys better not be predators on-line that i read and hear about
i am all over that!
plus, jonzig knows how mean i can be
anyway J.Z. (ha, ha) - i like your first entry about the water, shark thing
that abandonment thing was about me, as is everything else ;)right?

jonzig said...

"goo-gone"? NEVER!! goo is the shizz and everybody betta' recognize! period, end of story.